deleteyourlife:

i’m high and i can’t stop laughing holy shit

The only effective anti pot ad.

deleteyourlife:

i’m high and i can’t stop laughing holy shit

The only effective anti pot ad.

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theclearlydope:

So my apartment complex is having a contest to win $100 off next month’s rent to the best room/patio photo of your apartment. My patio photo is in a tight race with a bedroom photo so I’m playing my Tumblr card to win this damn thing. SO DO ME A SOLID and go to the link and just “like” the photo. I will throw us an Internet party with my winnings.

I liked it for him!

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This may be a really odd question, but I’ve been meaning to ask.

lightsabersandskulls:

In every birth video I have seen (okay, all of like 2 because Anthony made me stop after I scared myself lol) or birth photo- the woman are clean shaved. Do they prefer you be shaved when you give birth? I know with Anakin they ran a razor over where I’d be cut open. I had set a personal challenge for myself to make it to at least my 6 week pp appointment without shaving, but if it’s easier to be shaved, I’d like to know before hand lol. 

Shaving could increase your chances of infection during birth for the mother. Maybe even pass on bad bacteria to your baby depending on how much is shaved. I recommend not shaving for birth. Do a bit of labia 5 O’Clock shadow!!

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countingmyfeathers:

senor-tadpoles:

countingmyfeathers:

straight white girls: your alter ego isn’t a gay man.

gay white boys: your alter ego isn’t a black woman.

Mine’s a 50yr old lounge singer, addicted to Manhattans and dick.

That’s acceptable.

Mine is a cross between Jenna marbles and mary Louise Parker.

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refrosher:

literaryreference:

You know how it is, right, ladies? You know a guy for a while. You hang out with him. You do fun things with him—play video games, watch movies, go hiking, go to concerts. You invite him to your parties. You listen to his problems. You do all this because you think he wants to be your friend.

But…

Been there…

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Best piece of recovery advice I ever got.

thinkinitalics:

recoveryisbeautiful:

letsgetfiit:

fightthewhispers:

Me: I feel so guilty after eating that

My nutritionist: Did you steal it?

Me: What? No…

My nutritionist: Did you kill someone so you could eat it?

Me: Um…no?

Me nutritionist: Then you have nothing to feel guilty about.

Rebloggin for all those lovely girls who need a little push towards feeling happier being healthy :)

omg this is awesomeee

I absolutely love this!

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doctorwho:

Matt Smith and David Tennant Behind the Scenes of the Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Special!

Here it is. Matt and David discuss life as The Doctor!

Thanks to everyone who worked really hard to keep the secret a secret this past week.

(And big thanks to the Doctor Who Facebook Page for helping get this to us earlier than we thought we’d have it. Go follow them if you aren’t already.)

Reminder: the Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Special is set to air November 23, 2013 — the anniversary of the first broadcast of Doctor Who ever.

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Reblog If You Ever Used One Of These or Just Know What It’s Called

kittynomnomstyle:

aliceinbaconland:

mech-tech:

reblogthings:

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that is a sad number of reblogs

IT HAS NOT BEEN SO LONG SINCE THESE COME ON PEOPLE YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS. 

I still have a case of these that I used in college.  When I worked for Staples we had these locked in a case that people had to come to us to unlock, holy crap.

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somethingaboutella:

Can any of you give me information on a baby being “too big” to be vaginally delivered? My boyfriends sister is having her third baby, she’s due in the beginning/middle of June but the doctors want to do a scheduled cesarean in the end of May because the baby is getting too big and is too big for…

Very unnecessary. Google unnecessarian and you’ll see tons of info. Ina may has a lot of good info too.

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